My Favorite Blair Waldorf Moment
Friday, August 15, 2008
Hello Dahlings!
Im a big Gossip Girl fan. I would watch reruns of GG forever and will never EVER get tired of it.
When watching a movie or a series, we normally associate ourselves with one of the characters. Gossip Girl is no exception, of course. I am a BLAIR WALDORF. No questions asked.
So, Lo and behold, my favorite Blair Waldorf moment.
People, I really am nice. But if you cross me thats it! I'll screw you up right back at yah. Because you just drove in to fuckville and I AM THE MAYOR (i love this line from Dane Cook)!!! Hahaha...
Here are my favorite Blair-liners:
Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
He brings out the worst in me. And weirdly, I bring out the best in him.
They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.
I don't think Brown offers a degree in slut.
No, I don't speak Ukrainian, but I do speak envelope of cash and he understood me perfectly.
Blair Waldorf is not indebted to anyone. No matter how much I appreciate what you did.
Good. Now this transaction is finished. And I'm free to return to disliking you.
I'm not a stop along the way; I'm a destination
Fashion knows not of comfort
I must have totally blanked on the part where I invited you over.
Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
No, you didn't find me by midnight. No happily ever after for you.
...She likes to see the best in people, I like to see the truth.
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